StucK in ThE CocooN.

theweedteacher:

pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake

I’m fucking done

hes-deadjim:

eat-pray-stevebuscemi:

jeargumedo:

Why would he drive a toaster if he lives in a toaster? Who drives in a smaller version of their house? You know?

you cant apply logic to a poptart

anyone who drives a camper van drives a smaller version of their house though…

hes-deadjim:

eat-pray-stevebuscemi:

jeargumedo:

Why would he drive a toaster if he lives in a toaster? Who drives in a smaller version of their house? You know?

you cant apply logic to a poptart

anyone who drives a camper van drives a smaller version of their house though…

forni-kate:

when i email my instructors i always try to be so polite/intelligent and they hit me back with shit like “ok c u thurs”

clacl:

"mommy how did you meet daddy"
well you see he commented on my text post and it was smooth as fuck

I’m very perfectionistic and very lazy, which is a terrible combination.
Robert Stone (via perfect)
Sam Tsui - Let It Go/Let Her Go
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lokilaufeysxn:

song of the day: let it go/let her go - sam tsui (x)

'let it go, let it go
you only need the light when it’s burning low
let it go, let it go
you only miss the sun when it starts to snow’

hipster-trichster:

cloudcuckoolander527:

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.